woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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