just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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