So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
operation harelip BJ is a go
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Randomize
