I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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