bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
they need to just BURY HIM!
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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