just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
