When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Randomize
