Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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