People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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