Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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