He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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