His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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