I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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