My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I'm really busy with my period
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