therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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