he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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