new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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