Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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