is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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