I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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