We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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