She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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