We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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