I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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