I'm jealous of your bromance
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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