you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
