Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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