shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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