What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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