Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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