y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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