Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Randomize
