4 words: hood of his car
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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