as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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