Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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