The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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