I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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