why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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