Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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