I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Fuck appropriateness.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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