But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
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