ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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