I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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