If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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