seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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