Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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