Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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