sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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