i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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