I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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