he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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