i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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