I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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